and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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