I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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