last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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