Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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