She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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