I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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