do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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