But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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