Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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