I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
