Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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