Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Quick, to the slutcave!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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