Where are you?
In a non slutty way
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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