she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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