I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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