He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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