I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm bleeding and have questions
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