I got chris browned last night
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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