You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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