When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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