No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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