i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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