He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
