apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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