Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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