Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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