maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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