im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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