I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
They have beer where we have blood.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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