with your own penis?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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