she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This baby is an asshole
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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