I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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