i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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