I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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