I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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