btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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