Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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