I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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