the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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