Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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