so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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