Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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