I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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