Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Nicole vs. Life
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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