Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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