We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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