The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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