Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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