awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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