READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Randomize
