The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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