Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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