I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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