Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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