It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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